do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
but can we just discuss in cap 2 the scene where steve has the winter soldier
between his legs in a headlock on the glass part of the helicraft and how much i want bloopers/bts footage of that part because i’m just imagining seb and chris between takes with seb just chilling between chris’ legs i’m just sayin
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF
(500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants
can someone please edit this with spiderman pulling him with his web
Anonymous said: At what age did you lose your virginity?
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.